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I love my wife Rachael Domenica Raytard [Sep. 13th, 2007|06:57 pm]
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john_cusimano
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 Hi everyone, I am John Cusimano, and I am married to Rachael Domenica Ray.  I like to chilidog her and fuck her on her period and eat her out on her period.. It tastes like Rachael Putanesca Sauce and she puts that on almost everything she cooks.. Chilidogging is when i defecate on her breasts and then tittyfuck her and stick my shit covered cock in her mouth when i cum and make her suck it clean.  I also like her to strap it on and fuck me in the ass while im fellating my friend Bobby Flay.  Then they pour EVOO all over me and slap me silly with dead chickens and Bobby Flay's flacid cock.. I love you all..  Bye....

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Horse mouth. [Aug. 17th, 2006|12:41 pm]
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mzbean
hahahahahahahahaha
http://community.livejournal.com/repulsive_chefs/70709.html?mode=reply&style=mine
but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww at the same time.
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Heh.. [Jul. 25th, 2006|08:48 am]
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mzbean
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rachael+ray&defid=1861896
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Just an image.. [Jun. 28th, 2006|10:20 pm]
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mzbean
Just a thought - if Raytard did get pregnant would she
toss away the body crotch snapping suits while pregnant or would she
still wear them...
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Some friend........ [Jun. 27th, 2006|07:24 pm]
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mzbean
The way she preaches its like she thinks we are all over weight and only entertain overweight people. 'FIGURE FRIENDLY - yah whatever. If you are what you eat.. I do not want to have the ass she has and the tits she does not. If that is what you get for eating her crap... Blech!
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Whoops. [Jun. 27th, 2006|07:22 pm]
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mzbean
hahahahah did anyone see her drop her food on the floor and watch it roll?????????? Then pick it up and NOT WASH IT.. I don't care if it will be washed later.. she still contimated the cutting board....
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Jeez. [Jun. 24th, 2006|02:14 pm]
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mzbean
Is it just me or does Rectals kitchen always make loud noises. Her broiler thing-a-ma-jig needs to be oiled. When she pops the top it sounds like ... well... she ALWAYS slams her kitchen drawers... and when she is looking for something in them its so loud.... I think she likes to be heard... and she is always scooting her knife around the chopping block to keep it from falling on the floor when she sits something down.
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Tomorrow.. [Jun. 22nd, 2006|08:18 pm]
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mzbean
Tomorrow on the Rectal.. tomorrows 30 MM is one of the worst on my worst of worst chart... if you haven't seen it already.. its bound to make you laugh and throw up at the same time..... yah..... remember the peanut butter slopping off the ice cream onto the counter.........
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_tm/episode/0,1976,FOOD_9997_42000,00.html
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Today's 30MM. [Jun. 21st, 2006|11:15 am]
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mzbean
OH great we have to listen to her explain to us over and over again there is no crust in this chicken pot pie and that makes it extremely healthy.
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